They Could Not Survive in the Wild

The Heating, Ventilation & A/C field is a major large conspiracy, & I can prove it: now, before you run ahead of me, I don’t want to make it sound in a way that I assume that aliens have created Heating, Ventilation & A/C units to dominate the human population.

Now I don’t assume that furnaces & central air conditioners were developed by evil alien technology! Sure though, I do think that Heating, Ventilation & A/C units might be the downfall of our nation, but what I think is that the technology was introduced by a foreign nation, because what is the easiest way to crush your enemy? You could make them too weak to be able to fight you.

In our society, furnaces & air conditioners are making us pathetic & comfortable. With furnaces, many of us have lost vital survival skills that all of us would need in the woods. With the furnace, both of us don’t even need to know how to light a fire to stay warm. If someone ever took away our electricity, our furnaces would turn off, & all of us would quickly freeze to death. However, air conditioners are even worse. Because of air conditioners, the younger ones don’t want to go outside & learn how to play & fend for themselves. Air conditioners have made kids kneel in front of a television or an iPad & waste their youth away, and kids don’t want to leave their air-conditioned comfort to serve their country, & they are too weak to withstand the heat. Heating, Ventilation & A/C units are dangerous when overused, & many of us have long ago lost that quality of moderation. I don’t say that we should throw away furnaces & air conditioners, however we need to be prepared to be tough.

 

 

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