The other day, I came home from shopping only to find that my air conditioner had fallen out of the window.
The air conditioner was broken and so was the window it had fallen out of.
I called my son to see if he could fix the window for me and then I marched over to my neighbor’s house. I asked them if their dog had been loose? The husband rolled his eyes and told me that everyone wanted to blame his dog for anything that happened in the neighborhood. I wasn’t ready for his pity the dog spiel and I asked my question again. He told me that the dog had been loose, but he caught him before he ate my stupid cat. The cat hissed at that, even though she was on my side of the fence. I told him it was because of his dog my air conditioner had dropped out of the window and broken my window and the air conditioner. He told me to prove it and I was ready. I had put a camera outside of my house about a month earlier. I wanted to watch for the animal that was destroying my trash. Not only did I see that it was a small bear that was playing havoc with my trash and half of the other neighbor’s trash, but it was his dog that had knocked my AC unit from the window. All he had to say was that at least he knew what was destroying his trash. He told me to buy the AC unit and send him the bill. I told him I would like for him to go with me and then he could pay the bill when we got there.