I seem to be one of those people who has entirely terrible luck; If something can go wrong in my life, it totally will.
- I don’t prefer to know of myself as a pessimist or as someone who has always waiting for the other shoe to drop, but I’ve l received to anticipate what you normally wouldn’t, and furthermore, I have primed myself to respond with great humor instead of rage or complete defeat! That’s why, I did not have to throw a tantrum the other morning when I had a mouth stuffed to the brim with bugs fall straight on me.
Instead, I just got back & let out a hearty chuckle when I ran into the powder room & scrubbed my face clean, and you see, my husband & I have been residing in this residence for a few years now. For as long as we have been around here, we have not been able to utilize the entire condo fan which is supposed to really ventilate the big condo with extreme energy efficiency. There is a pretty massive fan up in the attic, & the only evidence of it is some unusual looking flaps contained in the ceiling of our hallway, and when you turn on the fan, the flaps are there in order to open & the fan powerfully draws air up into the attic. If you open the doors & windows, this sucks refreshing outdoor air through your lake condo and create an awesome airflow. However, we have never been able to get the fan to operate. We thought it was best to just force the flaps open, to see if both of us could job on the fan from down below. As I slowly prodded the fan ventilation flaps from below, I heard something unusual & crunchy up above! Just then, about a hundred dead bugs came raining down on to my face. Why not.