Perhaps I should let the breeze in

Well, can’t say both of us didn’t warn them. This last weekend both of us had a few out of town guests at our house, & both of us tried our best to explain the situation to them, however they came anyways… At least they came prepared for the circumstances both of us welcomed them into, so both of us didn’t have to suppose quite as awful about the subpar conditions. You see, last Friday our entire Heating and A/C idea actually pooped the bed, and every one of us were happily baking cookies in the kitchen when it seemed to get about a million degrees colder in the house. At first both of us hadn’t noticed the temperature dip, because the heat of the oven was offsetting the changing ambient temperature all around us, however whenever I ventured out to use the bathroom I was slapped with a thick wall of brutally cold air. The temperature in the hallway, the bathroom, & all of the living rooms was actually 20 degrees cooler than it had been in the kitchen, & both of us realized that the heating system had not been running in the beach house for quite some time. Every one of us had the heating system & temperature control checked by a professional Heating and A/C worker who lived next door to us, but he was unable to diagnose the issue. All he noted was “your Heating and A/C idea is seriously old, man.” Every one of us called our coming guests & told them about the failed heating situation, explaining that both of us would help them find a place to stay that had a now working oil furnace. They showed up anyways; Luckily for everyone involved, they stopped & obtained half a dozen space oil heating systems on the way.