I just can’t believe it’s finally happened! What a day, what a wonderful life this is! I’ve been waiting on this day for almost 10 years. Now I’m living it to the fullest! What’s so exciting, you ask? Well, I finally got the promotion that I’ve been waiting for at work for years, and that means I can finally touch the office thermostat control unit! Since the moment I stepped foot into this building years ago, I have been waiting for a work advancement and also for the authority to make changes around here – in the temperature control area, that is. You see, even on the day that I interviewed for the position, I remember that the air quality in here was awful. It was frigid and wet inside the office, as if the air in here was from a freezing frigid swamp somewhere. And then, to make matters worse, it was drafty and blowing frigid air from every single direction at once! Ridiculous! From that day forth, every single morning of the week was spent hyping myself up to face the rampant AC at the office. I brought sweaters with me and little space heaters to try to keep warm in my cubicle, but nothing could help the brutally frigid indoor air and the rapidly decreasing temperatures. So, now for a decade, I have toiled away at my position, desperately wishing that I would be heard when I asked for more responsibilities with my job and for just a touch of warmth. My coworkers all agreed with me, but we were all frozen out by management – literally! Now, after a decade of freezing and clenching my frozen teeth, my day has finally come. I’m making big changes to the way we are doing business here! And it starts with one important thing: less a/c… today!