I come from a family of complete jerks.
I don’t mean it as an insult, it’s literally just a fact. My family is filled with the most selfish and cruel humans you can imagine. They have been torturing me for as long as I can remember. Especially because I’m the youngest in the family, I received a lot of s*** growing. Unfortunately, things haven’t changed much since then. Although I know I’m a grown adult with a real career and a family of my own, my family continues to act as though I’m young, immature, and Wild. They’re always messing with me and trying to provoke fights. This past Christmas was no different. I had asked my family to all pitch in for a media air filtration device in order to help with my allergies. Since my pregnancy, I have required Advanced air filtration to moderate my indoor air quality. My allergies became so expensive that I can’t breathe if I don’t have high quality and pure indoor air. As such, I wanted to replace our old airmedia purification system with a newer model that included the UV sterilization method. I had the xact air quality control equipment all picked out so it would be easy for my family to purchase from my HVAC supplier. Of course, I never needed to worry about going through all of this trouble. On Christmas morning, I opened a large box under the tree and truly hoped it would be my airmedia purifier. Instead, it was an economy box of regular air filters for my furnace. There were 96 filters, to be exact. My family thought that joke was extremely funny.